The Most Awesome Microwave Ever
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FOR SALE - 70$
Let's get real. This microwave is the coolest fucking microwave you've ever seen in your life. Sharp electronics broke the mold when creating this microwave, and they haven't done anything nearly as amazing since.It's orange, it's a compact 14" (so it fits anywhere, and it's light so if you are into heating on the go, you could carry it with you, although I don't recommend it unless you're friends with people who are cool with you using their electrical outlets on the fly), and it both rotates AND heats your food (AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!). 600 WATTS OF COOKING POWER, BABY!This microwave has been both described as a "hipster retro microwave" and "too awesome to be a hipster retro microwave."Besides its obvious aesthetic appeal, this microwave does what microwaves do best: heats things up so you can eat them! And who doesn't love to eat things?You don't know settings til you've seen this microwave. Lazy and don't want to waste time entering 15 minutes? There's a button for that. Want to defrost some chicken ASAP? There's a button for that. Reheating some old coffee because you're too cheap to go to Starbucks? There's a button for that. Need to heat something at high medium or low heat? There's a button for that. Want to pop some popcorn and don't wanna chill by the microwave because you've got to figure out how the DVD player works so you won't look like an imbecile in front of your date you somehow managed to talk into coming back to your place with you? THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKING BUTTON FOR THAT.Basically, I am an idiot for even listing this microwave, but there's already one in my new apartment, and my roommates don't seem to understand my connection with Orangina & would prefer "more counter space" for fancy adult things like a wine rack and espresso machine. I still drink my wine out of Solo cups, but I guess I can always understand an excuse to buy more wine.Alas, she (microwaves are too sexy to not be female) is available at a reasonable price (although you really can't put a price on something that is both beautiful AND has the ability to make Lean Cuisines an optimal temperature) to go to a good home.You'll have to pick her up and carry her home yourself because I don't think I could handle the emotion of a trip out of the building with her.WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? YOU'VE GOT FOOD IN THAT FREEZER WAITING TO BE HEATED UP, AND IT IS PISSED AS FUCK YOU ARE STILL READING THIS AD AND HAVEN'T MADE AN OFFER YET (yeah, maybe I'll negotiate the price).Even if you already have a microwave, this one could go perfectly in your room. That's right. You could HEAT FOOD UP IN YOUR ROOM AND EAT IT IN BED WHILE WATCHING EVERY SEASON OF FELICITY (OR SOUTH PARK, YOUR PICK) ON NETFLIX. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO LEAVE FOR DAYS... well, unless you need to go to the bathroom or work or your roommates beg you to please for the love of god take a shower.P.S.Some jerks are listing this microwave used for $200. Like I said, you can't put a price on love, but, hey, at least I don't want to rip you off.These do cost $219.00 or so new, though - so you're getting a deal and a lifelong friend (although possible the microwave will outlive you).
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